" Good old Collingwood forever, They
know how to lose the flag. "
What
would we do without Collingwood? People either love 'em or hate
'em. There's no room for shades of grey. Most of us hate them, more
because of the attitude of their supporters rather than a dislike
of their players apart from about thirty or so. Defamation laws
do not permit further discussion of this topic.
Anti-Collingwood
Football Club Tie
For those
who detest/love Collingwood Football Club [CFC] a tie has been produced
depicting a dead black Australian magpie impaled on a red trident
on a black background with white diagonal stripes. The magpie has
the initials ACFC underneath [standing for Anti Collingwood Football
Club]. The sublety of the tie is that the wearer may appear from
a distance to be a Collingwood supporter but on proper inpection
the deceased magpie reveals the wearer's true feelings. You've heard
of the "Dead Poets Society".Join the "Dead Magpie Society". It's
almost as good as your team (or any team) beating Collingwood in
the Grand Final by one point after the final siren or Nathan Buckley
or Eddie Maguire being deported. Red Chameleon would never ever
defame the CFC.
Buy
one for.....
If you
don't want to wear the tie yourself it will make a great present
for a friend who barracks for the CFC or even someone else that
you loathe - a former employer or spouse. Send one to a member of
Parliament or the self indulgent president of the CFC himself!!
Order
now
1995
was the year of Tolerance. We have tolerated the CFC for over 100
years. Show your intolerance of the CFC by ordering the tie today.
At the ridiculously low price of $37.50 per tie [incl. post and
packaging]. Order now while stocks last. There are only 10 ties
left in stock. Let Red Chameleon get under the skin. DO NOT MISS
OUT!!
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